C-a-C: Bill Walton, Shaun White and Tony Hawk are ?The Three Chillmigos?

I'm telling you, this idea has legs. Bill Walton, Shaun White and Tony Hawk ? who we know are all at least familiar with one another, having seem them together in public at Hawk's recent "Stand Up for Skateparks" fundraiser in Beverly Hills ? are three pretty chill friends who spend a lot of time together.

Think about it, man! Walton talking about always feeling like a Z-Boy at heart, his belief that Earl Monroe could've been a brilliant street luger if given half a chance and how, without an underpinning of industriousness and poise, no man could ever complete a 720. White spouting the catchphrases (just spitballing here, but maybe, "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"?), draws in the ladies and sells the advertisements. Hawk standing aloof off to the side, holding a skateboard so that you remember who he is.

Oh, and they, I don't know, solve mysteries or something, maybe?

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C'mon, Blake. You won't even PITCH this at FoD? Weeeeeeeeeeeak (another potential catchphrase). Fine. Suit yourself, Mr. Big Shot Intern. You just lost out on the best million-dollar idea I've had since Krueger Slaw, a rebooted cole slaw that replaces mayonnaise with barbecue sauce and is endorsed by Robert Englund in full Freddy Krueger costume. Yeah, I said: I think this idea is Krueger Slaw Good. I guess we'll just see if another hilarious Web video company agrees.

Best caption wins a meeting with Cracked.com, if you play your cards right. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Whatever John Wall's doing sure is giving LeBron James a serious case of the giggles.

Winner, The Nafi: John Wall: "Are my shoes that bad?"

Runner-up, Thanatos: "Hey LeBron, you see that '2K12' commercial where Drake says the Heat are going 73-9?"

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