неділя, 31 жовтня 2010 р.

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Looks like you've got your hands full, Crunch. Whenever Wayne Ellington sees Pillow Pets, he just loses it. If you want to get him one, that's fine, but he's already got plenty at home. Man, who knew it could be so hard being the Minnesota Timberwolves mascot/official Toys "R" Us chaperone?

Best caption wins a delighted adult's smile. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Russell Westbrook thinks what you said was so funny. Like, "Two-Point-Five Mens" funny.


Winner, The Football God: "Sunday is Halloween. Show me your jack-o-lantern face."

Runner-up, Roger Mason Jr = Hero: Westbrook gave a surprising reaction when asked about Coach K's ability to handle an NBA gig.

Second runner-up, Space Coast Paul: In the second installment of our exciting new 226-part feature, "Players with their mouths wide open," Yahoo! Sports is pleased to present Russell Westbrook. On deck: Rajon Rondo.

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Byron Scott thinks I've gone insane

So, this was sent to me:

Byron Scott was reminded before the game that Yahoo! Sports' Kelly Dwyer predicted the Cavs will win 12 games this season. "That's funny," Scott said. "Seriously, I look at it as kind of a joke. He's out of his mind."

Perhaps.

Perhaps I was out of my mind when I took the time to add up win/loss totals for each of the league's 30 teams, went over and over and changed and re-changed and cross-checked and tried to prepare for just about every eventuality possible between last July (when my predictions were due, for Yahoo! Sports' NBA Preview magazine), and next April.

And, with a roster like Cleveland's, it is very possible that a slow-down coach like Scott (and he is a slow-down coach, despite what he tells the media every fall) could eke out a 30-win season from these guys. Possibly more.

But this is my kind of "out of [my] mind."

Because I much prefer being out of my mind in predicting a 12-70 season for Cleveland as I am the sort of "out of his mind" that allows for a singular player's entourage to essentially run an NBA franchise for a half-decade. The sort of "out of his mind" that sees that player off to another team as he reacts to a half-decade of poor personnel decisions, and follows that news up with a ridiculous letter promising to win a championship before a team featuring LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, or Chris Bosh ever will.

I like this "out of his mind" a lot better than the one that tells himself, "hmm, I just promised my team would win a championship before LeBron James ever does, and LeBron James now plays on a team with two players that led their positions in PER last season, how shall I follow through on that boast? I know! I'll trade for Ramon Sessions, and do absolutely nothing else!"

My "out of his mind" has the Cavaliers winning 12 games, because I don't think anyone could be daft enough to go through an entire season thinking that a team featuring Mo Williams, Anderson Varejao, and Antawn Jamison as its core  (yes, yes, I know -- J.J. Hickson. We're all very impressed) has any sort of future, and I assumed that the Cavaliers would finally get right, trade the LeBron-era leftovers, and start over with a rebuilding season. That's my "out of his mind."

I like my veer from the realm of the sane far better than the one that is wasting an entire fan base's year, telling it that things aren't that bad, that they just have to stay the course, and that Joey Graham and Jamario Moon really have promise in LeBron's absence.

I might be wrong about my prediction, but it was only made because I at least have a shred of hope that Cleveland will come to its senses, finally, and try to rebuild. Which necessitates one terrible, terrible season in what is shaping up to be a very good Eastern Conference.

I may be wrong. But at least I'm not delusional. Wrong can get better. It can get right, at some point.

Delusional is a whole different story.

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Hello, one and all ...

There once was a note, pure and easy, playing so free like a breath rippling by.

At least, that's what I've been told.

At the heart of this, is our fandom. At the core of this, is the obsession (to whatever end) with something that makes us happy. With something that, consistently, we can go to and find comfort in. Or anger, in. Or frustration, in. Or satisfaction, in. Or love, in.

The direction and eventual destination behind the emotion doesn't matter. What counts, more than anything else, is that we feel. That we're feeling something that opens up our pores. That we take to this influence to take us from the life that wants to numb us.

NBA basketball has been my obsession since the Reagan Administration, and this is coming from someone who was born just six months before that oiled-up chickenhawk was even elected. Since I was a kid, I've wanted to write about this game for living. Since I was a teenager, I've been able to pull off the writing bit, working for websites as far back as 1997. Sometime in my 40s, I'll probably be able to make "a living" off of this that won't result in crippling debt.

And, as a result of all this, I will be taking over editorial duties at Ball Don't Lie. Please try to hold your applause until the end of the speech. That is applause, right?

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness. The note that began all can also destroy.

I've heard that, as well.

This is the part where I have to defend my credentials. This is the part that I have to remind you - people that have never met nor spoken to me - that I honestly could not care less about the way NBA players, coaches, executives, and owners are regarded. That there is no pre-meditated bias, only honesty in my own words.

This is the part where I have to point out that I've done nothing more, over the last decade at least, than watch more NBA games than you could possibly understand, while constantly correcting and questioning and doubting and believing in myself. Which is about the exact opposite of the typical, go-team-go, NBA fan that thinks he or she has got it all sussed.

It's my job to get it right. And I won't always get it right. You can't trust me to get it right, just as it is with any other NBA analyst. But, trust me; I'm going to work my ass off more than any other NBA analyst you're familiar with on my way toward trying to get it right. That's the burden I took on a decade and a half ago, and that's the ideal that you are now charged with holding me up to.

This site, as it was with the first one I started writing for back in 1997, will only get bigger and better. Keep shouting, keep stomping, and keep expecting great things. My goal, as it has been for a decade and a half, is to provide you with the sort of NBA coverage that I expect when I pull up my browser every morning. Stick with us -- your/our beloved BDL -- and we'll get there together.

13 games tonight, brothers and sisters. I'll be watching. I'd love it, if you'll be reading.

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Lakers get leather-bound rings, coach shafted

With championship rings, especially in the NBA, getting more and more elaborate every year, the Lakers knew they had to do something to make their most recent finals reward stand out from all the others. Something bigger than the rings they took in last year, but perhaps a little more understated than, say, outfitting each of them with a personalized, talking hologram.

So, with team owner Dr. Jerry Buss' blessing, the Lakers added a special twist to the rings they received in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Each of the 60 rings (handed out to players, coaches and organization personnel) include leather bits made from cut up pieces of the ball that was used in last June's Game 7.

[Photo: See the Blackhawks' blinged-out Stanley Cup rings]

(Even for Kobe Bryant, who did most of his work with bricks during Game 7 as opposed to leather. Hilarious.)

The leather strips are included on the underside of the ring, and it seems like a nice little touch, especially as these rocks (that Phil Jackson called "unwearable" before Tuesday night's opener) get more and more ostentatious.

Beyond the leather, there are over three karats worth of diamonds (including 16 oversized diamonds symbolic of the team's 16 championships), and to hear Dave McMenamin of ESPN Los Angeles tell it, "a 3-dimensional sculpture of his face, an upgrade from the laser-cut faces on the 2009 rings." The upgrade is courtesy Jason of Beverly Hills, if you're interested.

[Flashback: LeBron James' $10,000 trinket surfaces at yard sale]

Tuesday's ring ceremony offered another nice touch in the way it allowed each Laker to introduce their teammates, handing the mic over after offering a few reverent sentiments. Nothing really stood out -- a beaming Ron Artest didn't say anything outrageous -- though special assistant coach Rasheed Hazzard (son of NBA legend and former Laker executive Walt Hazzard) could not have been happy at being passed over by also-legendary Laker public address announcer Lawrence Tanter during the introductions of the assistant coaches.

Look at how he awkwardly tries to get into the frame after Tanter calls Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's name out. If the Lakers win it again this year, I say they pass over Kareem next October. It's only fair.

Though Los Angeles fell behind early, the defending champs did hold on to win by a 112-110 score.

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Video: Various tall Chicago Bulls are awful at golf

This video featuring members of the Chicago Bulls organization playing golf at a charity event raises more questions than it provides answers.

When did Dickey Simpkins become left-handed?

Does Joakim Noah only wear white v-neck T-shirts, like some sort of stoner Einstein?

Does the team just have a van that they drag those six Lawrence O'Brien trophies around in?

Were the Luv-a-Bulls genuinely checking to see where the wind was blowing, or were they genuinely entertained by pulling bits of grass up from the ground and tossing them in the air?

Does Bill Wennington really think we think he was joking when he chucked that wedge and said a word that you're not allowed to say on "Two and a Half Men?"

(HT: Docksquad Sports.)

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The 10-man rotation, starring Kobe's quest, renewed

A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: Land O' Lakers. A look at how Kobe Bryant's approach to winning has changed over the years (and continues to evolve today).
PF: NBA. There are more international players on Opening Day rosters this year than at any other point in league history.
SF: Voice on the Floor. You will never look at Josh Smith the same way again. I promise.
SG: NBA FanHouse. Start the Summer of 2011 Oden Watch ... now.
PG: Ehrl the Pearl (via The Knicks Blog). "You won't get Brooklyn without a fight, Prokhorov," said Amar'e, probably.
6th. The Basketball Jones. The season's first full-length video, and Melas already has me crying.
7th. Green Street. Oddly mesmerizing video of a diesel Kendrick Perkins taking shots at Celtics practice.
8th. New Orleans Times-Picayune. Jerryd Bayless says he's a point guard. I say he's a copy editor's nightmare. We're both sort of right.
9th. CNN. Steve Kerr on the three L's: league economics, lockouts and LeBron.
10th. FreeDarko. The official 2010-11 FD Player Rankings. I love Serge Ibaka right where he is.

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Delonte West reportedly throws a punch at Von Wafer

Remember a few months ago when I wasn't alone in wondering if the Boston Celtics could help turn Delonte West's career around? Could the proper combination of prescribed medicine, humility following his felony gun charge and subsequent 10-game suspension, and the close locker room cohesion in Boston actually do great things for West's psyche?

Sadly, it appears that was only wistful thinking. Here's Alex Kennedy at HoopsWorld:

During a three-on-three game with Avery Bradley, Luke Harangody, Semih Erden and assistant coach Tyronn Lue, West began fouling [Von] Wafer each time the reserve guard touched the ball. West was increasingly physical to the point that Wafer exited to the locker room midway through the game. As he walked away, West barked obscenities and taunted Wafer.

After Wafer had showered and sat down at his locker, West approached from behind and threw a punch. Wafer didn't see the punch coming but quickly got off of the ground and connected on two punches of his own. He then wrestled West to the ground before being separated by the team's veterans.

Kennedy goes on to point out that Friday's incident greatly displeased C's captains Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce, and that team president Danny Ainge is considering waiving West and his non-guaranteed contract before he even gets a chance to serve out his 10-game suspension.

If true, it's a sad state of affairs. West just can't get it together long enough to contribute his significant talents to a team like Boston that could use them.

But -- again, if true -- how many chances are we supposed to give this guy? According to Kennedy, he was involved in a dust-up with Wafer (also an undersized shooting guard looking to cling to Boston's roster) last week. According to Yahoo! Sports' Adrian Wojnarowski, however, the resentment stemming from West's side went far beyond mere playing time battles:

According to SI scribe and former Celtic employee Chris Mannix, the team is "not expected to release West." Woj has pointed out that Delonte "has been living up to his medical requirements with Celtics and cutting him hasn't yet been discussed."

UPDATE:

From the Boston Globe, Danny Ainge confirmed West and Wafer were involved in a fight after the shootaround earlier Friday and goes on record to say that the team will  "move forward" without any roster changes, and then proceeds to slap the heck out of Alex Kennedy's story:

"I did read that story and there was a lot of lies in that story," Ainge said. "Things were twisted. It’s not true. We’re not releasing Delonte. There have not been any other of these altercations that have happened this year.

"Guys trash talk and that kind of stuff, but I’m not aware of any other altercation among any players at all during the course of the year. These things happen. It’s not acceptable behavior. We’ll just handle it internally and that’s it.

"Whoever wrote the story had something [against] Delonte. That’s for sure. There’s some untruths in that story."

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Behind the Box Score, where Cleveland doesn't care what you think



Cleveland 95, Boston 87

The signs were there after Boston's first game, an amped-up win over the Miami Heat team that nobody likes, and we should have pointed this stuff out. In the Miami win, Boston turned the ball over on a fifth of its possessions, and managed a rather terrible 100 points per 100 possessions. It let a Miami team that clearly had no clue what it was doing back into the contest; and yet the "hmm, perhaps the C's can win it all again" brigade got an extra skip in its step following the win.

Then Boston goes to Cleveland, and everything falls apart. Bad decisions, missed open shots, bad decisions, an underestimation of Cleveland's talent, bad decisions, turnovers, and bad decisions. Boston also saw some calls that, um, didn't go their way.

But this was all on the Cavaliers. They earned this win, and they're a few more games like this away from becoming everyone's second-favorite team. Cavs fans still like to give me stick because I picked them for 12 wins this year, failing to read the part about where that number was based on a needed clearinghouse of the LeBron-era helpers, but that stadium was rocking last night. In spite of the un-rocking presence of those two sad cases from Aerosmith sitting courtside.

It wasn't pretty -- Cleveland guards Ramon Sessions, Anthony Parker, and Daniel Gibson needed 41 shots to score 40 points -- but the team's defense was great, and those 19 Boston turnovers were mostly forced.

Also, those new Cavs jerseys are choice. Really feeling some Austin Carr right now. More games like this, please.

***

Portland 98, Los Angeles Clippers 88

To start, Blake Griffin was an absolute blast of fresh air. And the rims at Staples Center will need a weekly blast of fresh paint if he keeps this up. Dunks and put-backs and dunks and finishes for Griffin, who came through with 20 points, 14 rebounds, and four assists while barely looking as if he's scratched the surface.

But the Clippers, as is usually the case, were turned into losers by a blast of bad execution. They failed to handle Portland's zone defense well, nobody besides Griffin and Chris Kaman put any effort into rebounding, and too many possessions were used up by Randy Foye and Ryan Gomes (2-10 shooting). Also, Baron Davis missed eight of 11 shots, took (and missed) three three-pointers, and finished with more turnovers than assists. Fewer chins, same brain.

Portland patiently moved the ball, and used its length defensively. After a miserable first six quarters of the season, LaMarcus Aldridge came through with 15 second half points, helping to put the Clippers away.

But, yeah, Blake Griffin. Los Angeles? Go to him. Involve him. World? Watch him. Every chance you get.

***

Denver 110, Utah 88

Denver decided to double Utah's Al Jefferson early, Jefferson responded with only six points, and the Nuggets pulled away in a contest that, frankly, I didn't watch much of. This turned into a blowout pretty early, and with so many games playing at once last night, it got away from me.

***

Dallas 101, Charlotte 86

Charlotte just does not give up. The team can't shoot straight and turns the ball over way too much, but there aren't many teams that would spot a squad like Dallas a 16-point lead (that is to say, a 16-nil score to start the game) and come back to make it a four point contest at the end of the first quarter. I understand that it's the first game of the season and everyone is still in "go get ‘em"-mode, but it was still impressive.

Dallas was impressive. Lots of fresh legs and smart decisions. 28 and 13 for Dirk Nowitzki, he only shot 13 times, and Jason Kidd registered 18 assists. Every time the Bobcats drew close, Dallas had an extra pass, a nice cut, and a good finish to answer.

22 points and six rebounds off the bench for Tyrus Thomas.

***

San Antonio 122, Indiana 109

A fun, up-tempo affair that saw both teams run quite a bit, move the ball, and shoot well. Indiana fell apart in the fourth quarter (Danny Granger needed five shots to score three points, and turned the ball over twice), but not before giving the Spurs a scare.

Let me tell you, Tim Duncan looked great. 10-12 shooting, 23 points, 12 rebounds, three steals, three assists, and four blocks in just 32 minutes of play. Good touch around the rim and on his jumper, good legs. His Indiana counterpart Roy Hibbert was up for the challenge, though, coming through with 28 points and nine rebounds, with three blocks of his own in 33 minutes.

More turnovers (23) than assists (20) for Indy, though, in the loss. An intriguing start, however.

***

New Orleans 95, Milwaukee 91

There were encouraging signs for Milwaukee - Corey Maggette averaged a free throw for every 2:28 that he played, Drew Gooden managed a double-double without having anything called for him, and Andrew Bogut was solid enough in his return - but the same nonsense is keeping this team back.

Specifically, Brandon Jennings shoots way too much from the outside. He has all-world speed, but he's still living off those 55 points from 11 months ago, and it's killing Milwaukee's offense. 5-14 shooting, 2-6 from long range last night, and while it wasn't his worst game, it could have been so much better.

Chris Paul was so much better, dominating the ball throughout for New Orleans and coming through with 17 points and 16 assists on a series of yo-yo moves. So fun to watch. David West was money with 22 points on 14 shots.

Monty Williams? Not his biggest fan, thus far. Didn't stop Trevor Ariza from doing Trevor Ariza stuff (11 points on 13 shots), and substituting offense/defense for West and Jason Smith? Huh? Smith tried and moved his feet well, but come on. West is your guy. If he fouls out, big deal. You have Jason Smith.

***

Golden State 132, Houston 128

This game was every bit as entertaining as the final score would suggest. A rapid fire back and forth that just featured swish after swish. Bad defense at times, sure, but the shooting and finishing and overall offense was so great that you didn't mind.

Houston had no chance - no chance - with Monta Ellis, and Stephen Curry. Aaron Brooks tried, but he was just lost in trying to keep up with either of the Golden State guards, and though Shane Battier gave a game effort in the second half, there was no way he was doing anything to stop these scorers.

I don't mind saying that Monta Ellis chucked last year. He dominated the ball, looked off teammates, played nearly the entire game on most nights, and just put up numbers. On Wednesday, he put up 46, but it was nothing like last season's turn. It was within the flow of an offense, even if it was basic offense, and it was fantastic to watch. Curry wasn't bad either, offering 25 points and 11 assists in the win.

Houston hung in there with put-backs, by getting to the line, and by riding Kevin Martin. Speed Racer missed nine of 14 shots, but because he earned 17 trips to the line his 28 points came rather efficiently. Though it wasn't enough, because Ellis was just so, so on.

Just 21 turnovers all night, pretty amazing considering the pace.

***

Atlanta 119, Memphis 104

The Grizzlies lost Marc Gasol before the game to injury and Zach Randolph just 15 minutes in with a bruised back, but the team managed to hang in there against the Hawks until the squad's iffy bench had to take to the court.

Josh Smith scared us by taking (and making) a three-pointer early on and then attempting a 20-footer, but overall he played well with 11 points, six boards, four assists and five blocks. Zaza Pachulia managed 17 points, 11 rebounds and three blocks off the bench, and the Hawks just kept the pressure up as Memphis ran out of talents to toss at them.

Tony Allen had four fouls and missed all six shots in 11 minutes, while Hasheem Thabeet turned the ball over twice, contributed four fouls, pulled in just three rebounds and failed to score in 18 minutes.

***

Sacramento 117, Minnesota 116

AP scribe Jon Krawczynski is a pretty good beat guy, but this is bit much:

The highly anticipated matchup between lottery picks Johnson and No. 5 pick Cousins didn't play as big a role in the outcome as many thought it would.

I was really looking forward to seeing DeMarcus Cousins play on Wednesday night, but was anyone looking forward to Wesley Johnson? Or a Johnson/Cousins matchup? Or for it to decide the game?

A fun game, though, with lots of good passing and some really promising play from Cousins (14 points, eight rebounds, five assists in 26 minutes).

***

Miami 97, Philadelphia 87

After playing terribly in the summer league and making less than a third of his shots in the preseason, it was nice to see Evan Turner bust out a little. I don't know how well it will sustain, but 16 points on 10 shots off the bench was a fine starting off point for the 76er rookie.

On the flip side, the Heat are still a major work in progress. They pulled away in this one because James Jones hit six three-pointers in nine attempts and contributed 20 points off the bench, but this is one of the streakiest shooters in the league, even when he's wide open. There still no fluidity, the team is still walking the ball up, and Erik Spoelstra is still demanding a lone screen set at the top of the arc while three other guys stand around.

30 points for Dwyane Wade, nine turnovers for LeBron James, and Andres Nocioni hit his first two shots for the 76ers (winning the Philly fans' hearts) before missing five of seven to finish the game, but that won't stop the city and Doug Collins from falling in love with him. I've been there, people, but it's fool's gold.

***

New York 98, Toronto 93

The pace was quick, and the teams involved think chuck-first, but this was not a good offensive game. A pretty terrible one, in fact, though the Knicks are to be commended for holding things down in the second half after losing a chance at a big blowout win in the second quarter.

22 points for Wilson Chandler off the New York bench, and Amar'e Stoudemire nearly came through with a Shawn Kemp Memorial Triple-Double with 19 points, 10 rebounds and nine turnovers, and the Raptors just couldn't string much together. Running plays for Sonny Weems out of timeouts, getting just four points in the second half from Andrea Bargnani, stuff like that.

Four blocks and a couple of nice throwdowns for New York's Ronny Turiaf in less than 24 minutes. I understand bench depth is important, but this guy needs to start.

***

New Jersey 101, Detroit 98

This game was, to me at least surprisingly close throughout. I don't think the Nets are great shakes and playoff-bound, but I thought they'd be a good step better than the Pistons this year, especially while playing in New Jersey.

The contest came down to a broken play that the Nets were lucky enough to pull away on, Devin Harris awkwardly drove, lost the ball, and it ended up in the hands of what might be this league's best shooter, wide open, behind the three-point line. Anthony Morrow nailed the triple with about 30 seconds to go, Richard Hamilton weirdly didn't take what could have been a game-tying pull-up jumper on the next possession (kicking it out, as was the play, to Charlie Villanueva behind the line), and the Nets eventually hung on.

Good show by the Pistons, though. Just six turnovers all night, and 98 points with no player scoring more than 14. Ben Wallace played well, but his 2-8 shooting at the line (Nets coach Avery Johnson fouled intentionally a few times) hurt.

25 points, nine rebounds, and three blocks for Brook Lopez, who is good.

***

Oklahoma City 106, Chicago 95

Overall, Chicago remains the model of inefficiency offensively. It did well to score for part of this game as Derrick Rose nailed jaw-dropper after jaw-dropper, but Rose's insistence on avoiding contact for those jaw-droppers means that he either hits these amazing shots four out of 10 times, or he misses them six out of 10 times. Not many free throws. And his head was consistently turned defensively.

28 points for Rose, but he needed 31 shots to get there, and he was blocked five times. Of course Chicago will get better once Carlos Boozer returns, but this was mostly what we've seen from Rose over the last two years. The Bulls beyond that, offensively, weren't great. C.J. Watson got some dap for hitting for eight points off the bench, but he needed eight shots and turned the ball over three times. Ronnie Brewer missed all six of his shots, and the closest he came to putting the ball in the hole was a half-court heave that was a little off.

The Thunder just kept the pressure on, kept trying to get to the line, and pulled out a strong win. 28 points for Russell Westbrook, but he only needed 15 shots, along with 10 rebounds. 38 free throw makes for OKC, and while there were some whistles in their favor that I didn't like, this team earned those freebies.

Kevin Durant had 30 points in the win, which means the NBA is back, and I thank you for reading.

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субота, 30 жовтня 2010 р.

NBA cancels Heat/Magic preseason game due to slippery floor



It was hardly going to be boffo entertainment anyway, a Friday night exhibition contest on basic cable going up against a playoff baseball game usually isn't much to look forward to, but ESPN did have big plans for tonight's Orlando Magic/Miami Heat game.

It sent Mike Breen, Jeff Van Gundy, and Hubie Brown down to Tampa for the call. It even set up a half-hour pregame show to, I'm sure, go over all things Miami Heat-y. With Mike Miller being shelved until 2011after thumb surgery, and LeBron James kind-of/maybe telling Cleveland Cavalier fans to "get over it," there would be a bunch to talk about.

[Related: LeBron James re-Tweets nasty, racist comments sent to him]

Too bad there's no game to play. Tim Reynolds from the Associated Press has the call:

The NBA released a statement saying the game was canceled because of "unsafe playing conditions on the arena floor."

The game will not be rescheduled.

[Photos: See NBA star Mike Miller in action]

The game was being played in the Tampa Bay Lightning's arena, and despite day-long efforts to stop the floor from being too slippery. The cause, apparently, stems from an "oil-based cleaning solution" that was "mistakenly applied." As the Magic had the initial shootaround this morning, Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy was the first to notice the slickness, and he alerted Heat coach Erik Spoelstra about the problem via text messsage.

The NBA called the action about an hour and a half before tipoff. The Palm Beach Post's Ethan Skolnick elaborates:

When news of the cancellation hit, one Miami player was hit with an object from the stands from an apparently angry fan. The fan would be well served to hear Magic guard J.J. Redick out.

Playing on that court, Redick was quoted as saying after the cancellation, "would have been like playing on butter."

[ Photos: See Magic guard J.J. Redick on the court]

It's a massive bummer that the people of Tampa are missing out on what should have been a pretty good game, run right in their back yard, but there was no way around this sort of decision. If there was even the slightest chance that someone on that court -- be they a former league MVP, a referee, or camera operator-- was in danger of slipping and falling, then the contest needed to be canceled.

Sorry, kid.

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Warriors PG Curry out Sunday vs. Lakers (AP)

Warriors point guard Stephen Curry will miss Golden State's game against the Los Angeles Lakers with a sprained right ankle. The team said Saturday that Curry will not make the trip to Los Angeles for Sunday's game. He is listed as day to day. Curry was hurt while trying to get around a pick set by Blake Griffin in the third quarter Friday night against the Clippers.

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Rondo has triple-double with 24 assists (AP)

Doc Rivers met with his team after Friday's shootaround to make sure everyone knew his role. Rajon Rondo's was simple: Spread the ball around. The Celtics point guard immediately put the lesson into practice. Rondo had a triple-double with a career-high 24 assists on Friday night to lead Boston to a 105-101 victory over the New York Knicks.

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Game to pay attention to: Miami at Boston



Miami Heat at Boston Celtics

Of course this is the game to watch. It could be the first spark in a stunning epoch that defines our generation and dominates our run as basketball fans. This is the most important game of the night, this will be the most entertaining game of the night, and we will learn more from this game than any of the other two.

But please pay attention to this game.

The one that has the Rockets playing in Los Angeles. Because, as we step away from the all-consuming mania that surrounds the current version of the Miami Heat, this game ticks all our boxes.

Yao Ming. The triangle offense. Interesting rookies, and pickups about to spend their first full season in a new uniform. Pau Gasol passing the ball to Kobe Bryant, and vice versa. The Heat and the Celtics may run the best, most important game Tuesday night, but man are we looking forward to the Rockets playing the Lakers.

There's also this, from Kevin Ding of the Orange County Register:

With the players wearing special warmups with satin patches commemorating 16 championship banners on their backs, the Lakers will receive their new championship rings.

It will be a unique ceremony, with a format meant to reflect the deeper bonds that go into being back-to-back NBA champions. After Lakers coach Phil Jackson receives his championship ring, he will take the Staples Center public-address microphone and do a brief, self-scripted introduction of the first Lakers player. Each player will come forward to receive his ring -- and then perform his own individual introduction for the next player.

Sounds like a ceremony that could be rife with drama, unintentional hilarity, and copious retellings full of basketball knowledge. Kind of like the season itself. We'll be sure to try to document it the entire way.

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Video: Hakim Warrick throws down on the Jazz

I wouldn't be telling the whole story if I didn't point out that I spent the better part of last night's Suns/Jazz back and forth just marveling at the disparity in effectiveness between Hakim Warrick's left and right hand. Same as it ever was, but no less astounding. If you hit Warrick with a pass as he's diving to the hoop with his left hand, he's money?

With his right hand? It's a joke. Most of the time. Because this is no joke.

Yeah, that's a pretty effective right hand.

(HT: The Hoop Doctors.)

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Video: LeBron James' new Nike ad

Like Tiger Woods, LeBron James is turning to Nike to help rehabilitate his image.  Here's the latest Nike commercial, which was just released. And it's not bad.



The thing that hits, before anything else, is that LeBron James probably needs to be listening to the executives and advisors and creative elements at Nike much more than he needs to be listening to his hangers-on-turned-representatives at LRMR. Way more.

Photos: See LeBron in action as a member of the Heat

If you're keeping count, there's a Decision reference in that ad, a nod to the time he left his local high school for a stronger program in Akron as a teen, a Charles Barkley ("hi Chuck!") reference, a "Miami Vice" redux with Don Johnson in tow (what, Nike could meet Philip Michael Thomas' demands?), and James also gets to dress up like a cowboy, a beatnik, and a construction worker. And then he tries to get us to feel sorry for him because we judged him by our own set of values this summer.

LeBron? You still screwed up. You did the right thing going to the better team and taking less money to do it, but you completely and utterly blew the execution behind the whole move. You listened to your friends (because, as the ad states, "they're [your] friends"), and your friends led you astray. This is pretty much how it's always gone for every narcissist, in whatever forum, that surrounded themselves with yes-men.

But if there truly are second acts in American life, then this is a good start. Nice shoes, too.

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Odom's 18 and 17 carry Lakers over Suns (AP)

PHOENIX - OCTOBER 29: Lamar Odom #7 of the Los Angeles Lakers drives past Robin Lopez #15 of the Phoenix Suns in an NBA game played on October 29, 2010 at U.S. Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by P.A. Molumby/NBAE via Getty Images)

Five months apart, the Los Angeles Lakers have consecutive victories in Phoenix. The first sent the Lakers to the NBA finals and an eventual championship. This one gave Phil Jackson his 1,100th victory, something only four other coaches have accomplished. "It's just a number," he said, "but it's kind of overwhelming how many it is." The Lakers spoiled the Suns' home...


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Hornets 2-0 after beating Nuggets 101-95 (AP)

New Orleans Hornets guard Marco Belinelli (8), of Bologna, Italy, drives past Denver Nuggets center Nene (31), of Brazil, in the second half of an NBA basketball game in New Orleans, Friday, Oct. 29, 2010. The Hornets won 101-95.

Just as the Denver Nuggets began to seize the momentum, Hornets coach Monty Williams turned to his bench and told Chris Paul to check back in. That might have been the single best move New Orleans' still unbeaten rookie coach made all game. Paul scored 10 of his 18 points inside the final nine minutes and assisted on three key baskets during a decisive 13-2 run that sent the Hornets to a 101-95...


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пʼятниця, 29 жовтня 2010 р.

Programming note: Season Previews?

Not sure if you've noticed, the whole thing kind of took me by surprise, but the NBA season has started. And yet, we're still publishing season previews. Huh?

Well, not sure if you've noticed, the whole thing kind of took me by surprise, but we lost our editor right before the season preview-season started. So, as opposed to last season, when four different writers all contributed to season previews that made it out just before the 2009-10 run tipped off, this season's previews were dependent on two guys that, right up to the point where the previews were to have started, didn't know that they'd have to be constructing previews to this degree.

On top of that one of the guys -- the guy that's writing this, who looks a lot like the guy pictured on the right -- already contributed 56,000 words to the Yahoo! Sports NBA preview mag, which is currently on sale.

So he has to parse his words and find a way to say something new and informative without making all that work (and it was a lot of work) redundant. Then posting it on this site so you can read it for free. Think of the first 10 things you'd write about a team to preview their season, and then dump that 10 and move onto things 11-through-15, because you've already written that 10, you don't want any magazine editors getting angry at you, and because you kind of want to keep the magazine gig because it paid for your wedding last summer.

Then there's that other guy, our man Dan Devine, that is working and writing up at 5 a.m. before he heads off to his 9-to-5 job, and then again on his lunch break, and then again over the weekend to provide content for the previews. So we can post them, for free. No magazine to buy, no Insider pay wall.

So, we can stop now. Judging by all the complaints, this is apparently what you'd prefer. Or, if there is some unheard faction out there that would like to see the previews continue apace, we could keep going. It's a threadbare operation here, for the time being, but your new BDL editor is currently working 16-hour days (between posting and scouting games) for this site, and he wouldn't mind calling it quits on the previews if the commenters continue to complain.

But I wouldn't mind sticking with them, as well as the five remaining pieces on my A-through-Z countdown. That's up to you. I'd like to keep writing, but I also wouldn't mind having time for more than two meals per day.

Your call. Let me hear it.

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Bobcats pick up option on PG Augustin (AP)

The Charlotte Bobcats have picked up the fourth-year option on point guard D.J. Augustin's contract and the third-year option on shooting guard Gerald Henderson's deal. Augustin will make about $3.2 million next season in the final year of his rookie contract. Henderson will make about $2.2 million in 2011-12 after Friday's move.

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Heat struggles to sell out home opener



This seems a little nuts: Heat fans have been assured of a pretty amazing home opener since the first week of July, and the NBA schedule with available tickets was released just a month later -- but as of around noonish Miami-time Friday on the day of the team's home opener, tickets to the game were still available.

So in spite of the hype behind the biggest free-agent class in NBA history, and the incredibly promising setup of a game between the Heat and their local rival (and fellow championship contender) in the Orlando Magic, the Heat still have yet to sell out their 20,000 maximum capacity arena.

And it's not even a school night, people.

That all could change, but I just spent a few minutes on Ticketmaster's website and even found some seats in the lower bowl. Nice tickets, very expensive, but it should be noted that the tickets allow you to watch a basketball team featuring LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. But is it worth it for $171 in the upper deck and $12,000 for courtside seats?

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Charles Barkley plays word association with GQ


It's a pretty simple recipe for success: Talk to Charles Barkley, present him with a topic, ask him to say the first thing that pops into his head, be tickled/astonished/upset/happy at whatever tumbles out of his mouth, season to taste. Pretty much every time someone sticks a microphone, camera or pen-and-pad in the face of America's favorite irascible so-and-so, he says something that's sure to evoke a reaction, so it makes sense that GQ would want to play word association with the Chuckster. (Even if you figure it was hoping his answers wouldn't be all that gentlemanly.)

Published in the November issue of the men's magazine, Devin Gordon's rapid-fire interview features Barkley's immediate reactions to an array of names and notions that have made news in the run-up to the NBA season. As literally everyone who knows anything about Charles Barkley could have predicted, he offered some sharp comments on topics ranging from LeBron James' move to the Miami Heat ("If they don't win, he is going to get crucified") to the looming specter of a 2011 lockout ("Any professional league that goes on strike right now — that's just suicide") to Gilbert Arenas bringing handguns into the Washington Wizards locker room ("I don't know what the hell that was").

But the most eye-popping comment — the signature pull quote that Barkley seems to drop in every interview, without fail — came in response to a one-word prompt that had nothing to do with the hardwood.

Gambling.

[In 2006, Barkley said his lifetime gambling losses were "probably $10 million."] Yeah, I like to gamble. And I'm going to keep gambling. And I just have to tell people, if they don't like it, they can kiss my ass. [Expletive] 'em. You know, I quit gambling for a while. But then I was like, "Why am I quitting gambling? I don't have a problem."

Sure, that collection of words will make readers take notice, but to be honest, the thing that's scraping hardest against the inside of my skull is the amount of trouble I'm having getting riled up over it at all. What about any of that is different from anything we've heard from Charles Barkley a million times over?

We know he likes gambling. We know he likes saying "ass." We know he never really planned to stop gambling. (I'm guessing he's never planned to stop the other thing, either.) You might take issue with the "[Expletive] 'em" statement; I'm Brooklyn Irish Catholic, so that doesn't really offend my sensibilities. If anything about the comments is worth getting upset about, it might be the relative lack of progress laid bare in the lines, but be honest — are you really bothered by that?

Think about how willingly you clicked "Read More." Think about how eager you are, every single time, to hear what Charles has to say about X, Y or Z. (If you're not, you're a better man than I am — if I heard his voice in the middle of a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, I'd stop scanning channels and stay put until he was done.) We're that eager because we want this thing, exactly.

That comment is Charles Barkley being the personality we've all spent years telling him that we want him to be — a self-destructive demigod who overindulges in nearly all things, positive and negative, and in doing so makes us laugh, even when he's walking on the razor's edge and telling us to screw off. This is the business we've chosen, the script we've written, and Charles continues to chew the scenery, persistently knocking the role he was born to play out of the park. For better or for worse.

Really, for me, the only emotion the comments are evoking right now are concern and hope. I'm concerned that Barkley said he doesn't have a problem, because even when he was trying to weather the storm, even when he was sloughing off the unpaid debts, even when he was talking about how nobody ever seems to think gambling's so bad when they're winning, he'd at least cop to having some degree of a problem. (He's always been more reticent to use the term "addict," although during a halftime interview with TNT colleague Ernie Johnson after the 2006 ESPN interview broke, Barkley referred to golfer Jon Daly's struggles by saying, "And I wish him luck with our gambling addiction" [emphasis mine].)

I'm also hopeful that he's right, that he knows what he's dealing with better than I do, that we've all always been blowing everything out of proportion, and that he stays viable, relevant, safe and present for as long as is humanly possible. Because even though I'm at least a little ashamed of whatever part I've played in writing Barkley's script, God help me, I love to watch him take the stage.

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Iverson agrees to $4M, 2 yrs. in Turkey (AP)

Allen Iverson has agreed in principle to a $4 million, two-year contract with the Turkish professional basketball team Besiktas. Iverson is expected to officially sign with the club this weekend and will begin his overseas career the week of Nov. 8. His management team put out a release Thursday. Iverson and Besiktas officials will hold a press conference Friday in New York.

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BDL's 2010-11 Season Previews: New Orleans Hornets



Last year's record?
37-45, missed playoffs.

Significant departures? Darren Collison, Morris Peterson, James Posey, Julian Wright, Darius Songaila.

Significant arrivals? Trevor Ariza, Jerryd Bayless, Marco Belinelli, Willie Green, D.J. Mbenga. Whoa boy.

Projected record, as predicted three months ago in time to publish in Yahoo! Sports' NBA Preview Magazine? 44-38

Why I think that sounds about right?

Because, until we hear differently, the best point guard in the NBA will be playing a full season of basketball for the New Orleans Hornets.

This could change in an instant. As it was last year, all it takes is an ankle turn to create a pear-shaped reality for the Hornets, but it does bear mentioning that Chris Paul has enjoyed three healthy seasons to two gimpy seasons in his five-year run. He's had two bad breaks, which doesn't exactly remind us of Bill Walton at this point.

And that's really all I have in New Orleans' favor right now. This team has a very good starting five, and with Paul on board in a seven-game series anything can happen. I trust new GM Dell Demps based on his time spent with the San Antonio Spurs, but his initial offseason returns (as listed above) really leave a lot to be desired. At whatever cost, these aren't roster fillers to get excited about.

Why I think I might be terribly, terribly wrong?

The team has a new coach that appears to prefer the contributions of Marco Belinelli over the work of a player who might be one of the best young shooting guards this league has to offer.

We should approach Monty Williams' first gig as head man with a glass half-full line of thinking, but we should also be wary of anyone who isn't completely smitten with the work that Marcus Thornton put in last season. On top of that, the team dumped one of this league's better young point guards for a middling player in Trevor Ariza that chucks like a superstar, the team's depth is nonexistent, and Paul reportedly wanted out of this mess even before the trade that swapped Darren Collison for Ariza.

This is a team to root for, because Paul is so brilliant, and there are so many underrated parts (everyone really needs to watch Emeka Okafor, now that he's been needlessly humbled). But the ceiling is limited, even if Paul and David West are a two-man act for our time.

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Mark Eaton rhymes ...

Made-up limericks about "going for it" in the NBA regular season and in life, from the 7-foot-4
former Utah Jazz center and current celebrity motivational speaker.

Okafor is an adequate center.
He rebounds and guards all who enter
   The paint. Though he's not
   A star at that spot,
He's better than Gray and Mbenga.

--

Let's take a closer look at Pops Mensah-Bonsu, who is having a rough day.



This has been a closer look at Pops Mensah-Bonsu, who is having a rough day.

--

We'll be missing you

Nos vem mes tart, James Posey. Your unique brand of defense (employed here against Stephen Jackson of the Charlotte Bobcats) makes you a pick to click with the Indiana Pacers.

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Create-a-Caption: Shane Battier has added a new defensive wrinkle


I mean, really, when you think about it, it was only a matter of time before Shane Battier started experimenting with mind control. The Houston Rockets' defensive stopper has always sought to exploit any possible advantage when checking opposing scorers, and there's only so much that statistical analysis/persistent hand-in-the-facery can accomplish. Mind control is an inexact science, of course — this is why the U.S. Army never deployed that telepathic ray gun, and why Monta Ellis scored 46 points last night — but eventually, Battier will get the hang of it.

Best caption wins a black magic telepathy spell. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Wayne Ellington points 'em out.


Winner, Roger Mason Jr. = Hero: "Now Wayne, point to the area where coach Rambis hurt you."
*points to scoreboard*

Runner-up, David K: "OMG! Look! A T'Wolves fan!"

Second runner-up, DTF: "Hey, let's jump the Bucks. I got dibs on Bogut's arm, you get Bango." (EDITOR'S NOTE: Bad idea.)

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Miami's 'atrocious' debut



In Wilt Chamberlain, Elgin Baylor and Jerry West's debut as teammates, their Los Angeles Lakers lost to the defending champion Philadelphia 76ers by a 114-96 score.

In Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Scottie Pippen's debut with the Chicago Bulls, Pippen was forced to leave the game after 10 scoreless minutes with a back injury, but the Bulls still prevailed by a 105-91 score.

In Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen and Paul Pierce's debut as teammates with the Boston Celtics, the eventual champs demolished the Washington Wizards, 103-83.

So how did LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh fare in their debut with the Miami Heat? Well, to hear Miami coach Erik Spoelstra tell it, the Heat were "atrocious" in an 88-80 defeat to the Boston Celtics.

[Rewind: Another basketball star says Miami Heat will 'hurt the NBA']

He wouldn't be wrong in that description, at least to start the game. Miami scored just nine points in the first quarter, and 30 overall in the first half, fewer points than they scored in any quarter or half during all of 2009-10. And that team was filled with spare parts and expiring contracts.

Dwyane Wade (who played only three minutes during Miami's preseason due to a hamstring injury) managed to miss 12 of 16 shots, along with six turnovers and several missed defensive cues. Bosh wasn't much better, shooting 3-11. James managed 31 points, and helped spark a second-half comeback that made this a one-possession game with under a minute to go, but he coughed the ball up eight times himself.

[Photos: See more of Miami's terrible threesome]

Boston wasn't much better, turning the ball over consistently and letting Miami back in the game during the fourth quarter, but the Heat had dug themselves too deep a hole, as the first game of the NBA season ended in defeat.

Stay tuned Wednesday at BDL for full coverage of Miami's first night out.

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четвер, 28 жовтня 2010 р.

Hello, one and all ...

There once was a note, pure and easy, playing so free like a breath rippling by.

At least, that's what I've been told.

At the heart of this, is our fandom. At the core of this, is the obsession (to whatever end) with something that makes us happy. With something that, consistently, we can go to and find comfort in. Or anger, in. Or frustration, in. Or satisfaction, in. Or love, in.

The direction and eventual destination behind the emotion doesn't matter. What counts, more than anything else, is that we feel. That we're feeling something that opens up our pores. That we take to this influence to take us from the life that wants to numb us.

NBA basketball has been my obsession since the Reagan Administration, and this is coming from someone who was born just six months before that oiled-up chickenhawk was even elected. Since I was a kid, I've wanted to write about this game for living. Since I was a teenager, I've been able to pull off the writing bit, working for websites as far back as 1997. Sometime in my 40s, I'll probably be able to make "a living" off of this that won't result in crippling debt.

And, as a result of all this, I will be taking over editorial duties at Ball Don't Lie. Please try to hold your applause until the end of the speech. That is applause, right?

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness. The note that began all can also destroy.

I've heard that, as well.

This is the part where I have to defend my credentials. This is the part that I have to remind you - people that have never met nor spoken to me - that I honestly could not care less about the way NBA players, coaches, executives, and owners are regarded. That there is no pre-meditated bias, only honesty in my own words.

This is the part where I have to point out that I've done nothing more, over the last decade at least, than watch more NBA games than you could possibly understand, while constantly correcting and questioning and doubting and believing in myself. Which is about the exact opposite of the typical, go-team-go, NBA fan that thinks he or she has got it all sussed.

It's my job to get it right. And I won't always get it right. You can't trust me to get it right, just as it is with any other NBA analyst. But, trust me; I'm going to work my ass off more than any other NBA analyst you're familiar with on my way toward trying to get it right. That's the burden I took on a decade and a half ago, and that's the ideal that you are now charged with holding me up to.

This site, as it was with the first one I started writing for back in 1997, will only get bigger and better. Keep shouting, keep stomping, and keep expecting great things. My goal, as it has been for a decade and a half, is to provide you with the sort of NBA coverage that I expect when I pull up my browser every morning. Stick with us -- your/our beloved BDL -- and we'll get there together.

13 games tonight, brothers and sisters. I'll be watching. I'd love it, if you'll be reading.

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Good (free) seats still available at Pistons games



Few people are expecting much from the Detroit Pistons this year. The squad was injury plagued and left out of the playoff picture last season, and without any major upgrades taking place over the offseason, even fewer are expecting them to make a jump into the 2010-11 postseason.

Just about any major media publication or on-air prognostication has the Pistons getting worse before things get any better, as even the news of the sale of the squad to successful Detroit team owner/businessman Mike Ilitch isn't doing much to stir the emotions of the faithful.

As evidenced by this news from The Detroit News:

More than 300 people registered to try out for the Detroit Pistons' new 50-person spirit section, the Power Plant.

Exactly 11 of them showed up at the audition Wednesday night at The Palace of Auburn Hills, which is not very peppy. But this is a cheer squad, so you have to look on the bright side: Those 11 people have a very, very good chance of making the cut.

Yikes. Squad 6, they ain't.

Keep in mind that making the Power Plant hands you the rights to a free lower-level (in an NBA arena, "lower" means "better") ticket to each of the Pistons games this season, provided you find a way to make it to each of the games. Free tickets, 300 registrants, 50 slots available. And 11 people showed.

If it were an NBA roster, the Power Plant will still be four warm bodies short. Kind of like the team they're rooting for.

(Hat tip: Deadspin.)

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Ohio mail campaign uses LeBron James to sway voters

Though I respect the second amendment, I still think the idea behind it (in 2010) is pretty daft. But, by all means, continue to bear arms, just because you can. We're very impressed, and I'm sure you feel very safe, even if the statistics say you're not.

But as anachronistic as that right is, it pales in comparison to this ridiculous mail campaign, which somehow tries to link LeBron James, a pro-gun rights Attorney General from Ohio, and apparently some shipment of guns and baddies that came up from Florida.

Aaron Marshall of the Cleveland Plain-Dealer attempts to, um, explain?

The mail campaign, launched by Americans United for Safe Streets, uses a photo of James on the cover with a tagline asking, "Florida took Lebron. What did we get in return?" On the mailer's flip side, the punchline: "They sent us 92 illegal guns and gun-toting criminals. And Richard Cordray is letting them do it."

The LeBron ad is one of a trio of mail pieces the anti-gun group is sending out against Cordray as well as three pieces being sent out against congressional candidate Tom Ganley. The group said it is sending the mailers to 175,000 homes and spending about $350,000.

Once again, LeBron James gave the state of Ohio a pretty needless stomach punch last July, and he deserves to see plumes of billowing smoke from his on-fire jerseys every time he looks out of the window in his Akron home. But to call this a stretch would be an insult to stretching. This is just moronic.

LeBron James went to Florida so you shouldn't vote for an Attorney General because he likes guns. Right.

(I'd like to thank Vince Grzegorek for making my morning much more confusing.)

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