Lockout videos: Shaquille O?Neal likes his tacos

This lockout has us so confused and delirious that we're actually openly craving the presence of fast food tacos.

And the Shaqs that eat them:

This commercial might be nearly a decade and a half old, and the global economy has been torn to bits, but it is warming to note that the pricing at Taco Bell likely remains the same. As does Shaquille O'Neal's propensity to sneak a taco into a Cat Scan machine.

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