C-a-c: This is why no one passes Marcin Gortat the ball

Marcin Gortat can complain as much as he wants that he doesn't get the ball, but his teammates are never going to pass to him if he keeps pretending like it's a fake severed head and he's a Halloween model. It's just a basketball. Best caption wins a neck trim. Good luck.

Previously, Chris Paul lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Winner, jeffrey d: This isn't the signing Chris Paul had in mind when he asked the Hornets to get another big name.

Runner-up, Greg W: Not pictured: Robin and Brook Lopez, first in line for autographs.

Second runner-up, dru: Not what Chris Paul had in mind when he asked for the team to "sign a big body"

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