Video: Dwight Howard and others in 'Fast Don't Lie'

Consider this guy fully for the Tim and Eric'ing of American culture. We need to get weirder, no doubt about it.

And this adidas commercial, masked as an otherwise typical slow jam starring Dwight Howard, Derrick Rose and Ken Jeong, is definitely weird.

Safe for work, funny in spots, definitely annoying.

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