Create-a-Caption: The Noahs are big people in a small car

I love a good small car. I adore old British sports cars, and obsess over sprightly hot hatches. I think the VW Mk II GTi was a thing of beauty, appreciate what Citreon has done over the years, and cannot wait for the Alfa Romeo Giulietta to come stateside.

This is a bit much, though.

This is Joakim Noah, who will have three pictures of himself on BDL before the day is through, and his father Yannick Noah (apparently a tennis player of some renown) dodging around France in what could possibly be described as a poached egg with an internal combustion engine inside it.

Best caption wins a ride down the rue for a har-har-har-oui-oui-oui!

Previously, Avery Johnson was forceful!

Winner, Me (not me, but "Me"): After not answering to Robin for 30 minutes Brook Lopez is thrown out of practice.

Runner-up, The Devil (actually The Devil, who would have thought?): Avery regaled the young Nets with stories about working with Whoopi Goldberg, but it was his Sammy Davis Jr. impersonation that really failed to impress them.

Second Runner-up, Bill (he calls himself "Nil," but everyone knew her has "Nancy"): The next one that refers to me as Weasel from Family Matters is running suicides!

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