Create-a-Caption: ‘Don’t leave me hanging, man’

C'mon, ref. Gerald Wallace is a good dude, and he's trying to get a pound. Don't show him up. He's a stoic sort, so his face won't betray how sad you're making him, but trust me, dude, he is very, very sad about this whole situation. Plus,�you're upsetting Nate McMillan. Just go ahead and give him a pound. Please?

Best caption wins good handshake tips, because business is dumb. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Jameer Nelson just feels safe in Dwight Howard's arms.

Winner, Anonymous: Howard: "Milk helps you grow. Get in here, little guy."

Runner-up, Neil: D12 breaks the ultimate 10-second rule.

Second runner-up, Get a CLew: Players react after learning Stan Van Gundy will be leaving the Magic, only to be replaced by his brother.

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