Video: If you want drugs or ammo, Jose Ortiz can?t help you anymore

Former Utah Jazz big man Jose Ortiz was a first-round pick back in 1988, and the center turned good (if inefficient) per-minute scoring and iffy rebounding into 64 career games with the Jazz, before moving onto a lifetime of international play.

And, apparently, international intrigue. It helps if you say that last line like you're on "Dynasty."

Too old a reference? Fine. Just take in the video that talks to you about how Ortiz was caught with an obscene amount of marijuana and ammunition in the Puerto Rican native's San Juan home:

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