Create-a-Caption: Use your indoor voice, DeAndre Jordan

Great. Now we'll never get Grandpa Bavetta back to sleep. I hope you're happy, DeAndre Jordan.

Best caption wins warm milk and a Perry Como side. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Kyle Lowry can't do nuttin' for ya, Vince Carter.

Hat-tip to Red's Army.

Winner, Chanda: Carter: "Where's Tracy?"

Lowry: "I don't know. I thought he was with you."

Runner-up, Sterling Archer: "I never watch the slam dunk contest. What else did you do?"

Second runner-up, Matt: "My face is stuck like this because my Power Balance band is broken."

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